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	<title>GMAFB - published</title>
	<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb</link>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:48:45 CDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Reality Sucks]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Reality-Sucks</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Reality-Sucks</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:48:45 CDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PaulOFlaherty</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Reality-Sucks</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This never happened to Leo! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=31626&amp;amp;c=-1&amp;amp;s=dd&amp;amp;p=1&amp;amp;PHPSESSID=95e25affdf11450607c59ac92f2d4ab3'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[How Many Hoositer Does It Take To Duct Tape a Car?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=How-Many-Hoositer-Does-It-Take-To-Duct-Tape-Car</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=How-Many-Hoositer-Does-It-Take-To-Duct-Tape-Car</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:17:31 CDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBusinessGolf</dc:creator>
		<category></category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=How-Many-Hoositer-Does-It-Take-To-Duct-Tape-Car</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or how many idiots does it take to duct tape every friggin thing you own to a car and then drive down the highway?? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.wlup.com/digital_graffiti/cr/popup/trailer_trash.aspx'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wake N' Bacon]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Wake-N-Bacon</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Wake-N-Bacon</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:17:26 CDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MaeOakmont</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB and WTF!</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Wake-N-Bacon</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Good Morning, Bacon Anyone? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wacko Jacko VS Brintney Spears | Scotta€™s Blog Experience]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Wacko-Jacko-VS-Brintney-Spears-Scottas-Blog-Experience</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Wacko-Jacko-VS-Brintney-Spears-Scottas-Blog-Experience</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:30:43 CDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottj</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Wacko-Jacko-VS-Brintney-Spears-Scottas-Blog-Experience</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As we all remember once upon a time, Michale Jackson was full of talant, music, and greatness. Then one day, we looked at him as said, &amp;quot;uh&amp;quot;? As Michale faded into the night, or as I would like to say, &amp;quot;faded into the white&amp;quot;. Other great popstars emerged. Britney Spears was the apitimy of talent, and a great future &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://scottjanz.com/blog/2007/02/18/wacko-jacko-vs-brintney-spears/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Free Beef w/ tires?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Free-Beef-w-tires</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Free-Beef-w-tires</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:29:32 CDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MichaelDotNet</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Free-Beef-w-tires</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Buy tires, get beef? GMAFB! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://lesschwab.com/tv/FreeBeef07.mov'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Thought 4 the Day: We're Back]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Thought-4-Day-Were-Back-1</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Thought-4-Day-Were-Back-1</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:23:00 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T4td</dc:creator>
		<category>Self Promotion</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Thought-4-Day-Were-Back-1</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The triumphant return of the T4td Corp.  They're back and they're feeling great - that's the beauty of self-medicating. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://t4td.blogspot.com/2007/02/were-back.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Â» Recycled Hair Band from China, Made Of Condom - AhSoon e˜e †]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=-Recycled-Hair-Band-from-China-Made-Condom-AhSoon-ee</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=-Recycled-Hair-Band-from-China-Made-Condom-AhSoon-ee</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:42:11 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBusinessGolf</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB and WTF!</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=-Recycled-Hair-Band-from-China-Made-Condom-AhSoon-ee</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do I really have to say anything here??? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://ahsoon.net/2006/10/09/recycled-hairband-from-china-made-of-condom/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Men wearing pantyhose?  Only in France!]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Men-wearing-pantyhose-Only-in-France</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Men-wearing-pantyhose-Only-in-France</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:13:29 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mindspeakr</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Men-wearing-pantyhose-Only-in-France</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can just imagine how pleased the men in my life would be with this nifty giftie! (NOT!) &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070208/od_afp/afplifestylefashion_070208151220'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Music for your feet??]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Music-your-feet</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Music-your-feet</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:36:34 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MaeOakmont</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Music-your-feet</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK,don't step in the mud or snow with these! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2007/01/hitech_mp3_shoes.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pure Laziness]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Pure-Laziness</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Pure-Laziness</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:36:29 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MaeOakmont</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Pure-Laziness</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Folks, how lazy can we possible get? You either love it or hate it...but i say GIVE ME A FRIGGIN' BREAK!!! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2007/02/snoweating_gps.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Thought 4 the Day: Holding the Front Page]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Thought-4-Day-Holding-Front-Page</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Thought-4-Day-Holding-Front-Page</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:36:19 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T4td</dc:creator>
		<category>Self Promotion</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Thought-4-Day-Holding-Front-Page</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[T4td Corp - a satirical corporation providing thoughts on a daily basis, so long as none of our employees has escaped. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://t4td.blogspot.com/2007/02/holding-front-page.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Live Coverage of Cheddar Cheese Molding]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Live-Coverage-Cheddar-Cheese-Molding</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Live-Coverage-Cheddar-Cheese-Molding</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:54:01 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LawChick</dc:creator>
		<category>WTF</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Live-Coverage-Cheddar-Cheese-Molding</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is a live web-cam focused on a Huge piece of friggin cheddar cheese for all viewers to watch it mold...for one friggin year... &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://cheddarvision.tv/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eventful: Computer Basics]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Eventful-Computer-Basics</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Eventful-Computer-Basics</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:53:48 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alyero</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB and WTF!</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Eventful-Computer-Basics</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This has got to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. This is an online ad for a computer class... but not just any class, the MOST BASIC class that teaches people how to turn the computer on and off. If a person does not know how to turn a computer on and/or off they will certaintly not know how to browse the web and wont see this ad. This is like a radio commercial for the deaf. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://eventful.com/events/E0-001-001606776-8'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Poop Art anyone?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Poop-Art-anyone</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Poop-Art-anyone</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:59:17 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Poop-Art-anyone</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, the point of poop art is??? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://rexduffdixon.com/?p=1564'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Is It Really # 3 on Google Search?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Is-It-Really-3-on-Google-Search</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Is-It-Really-3-on-Google-Search</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:58:35 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBusinessGolf</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Is-It-Really-3-on-Google-Search</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From what I see, this Technically Speaking site really came out from nowhere quick.  I am sure someone is asking for a Big GMAFB... &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://rexduffdixon.com'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Was this you who wrote this?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Was-this-you-who-wrote-this</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Was-this-you-who-wrote-this</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:58:00 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBusinessGolf</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Was-this-you-who-wrote-this</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, here is the check you always wanted to write. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.caltechgirlsworld.mu.nu/archives/images/verizoncheck_113.jpg'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stupid Picture - Long Arm]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Stupid-Picture-Long-Arm</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Stupid-Picture-Long-Arm</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:57:33 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
		<category>WTF</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Stupid-Picture-Long-Arm</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[hmm.. kind of funny, kind of WTF. All in one. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/page173.htm'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Walmart in bed with Microsoft? Walmart says NO to Firefox, Mac, Apple - CenterNetworks - News, Revie]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Walmart-in-bed-with-Microsoft-Walmart-says-NO-to-Firefox-Mac-Apple-CenterNetworks-News-Revie</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Walmart-in-bed-with-Microsoft-Walmart-says-NO-to-Firefox-Mac-Apple-CenterNetworks-News-Revie</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:56:48 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
		<category>WTF</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Walmart-in-bed-with-Microsoft-Walmart-says-NO-to-Firefox-Mac-Apple-CenterNetworks-News-Revie</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a WTF as Allen stated!! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.centernetworks.com/walmart-in-bed-with-microsoft-no-to-firefox'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[OWNED! NSFW]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=OWNED-NSFW</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=OWNED-NSFW</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 16:26:34 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PaulOFlaherty</dc:creator>
		<category>WTF</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=OWNED-NSFW</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Caught with pants down! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=31608&amp;c=-3&amp;s=dd&amp;p=1'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Didn't anyone teach them how to share?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Didnt-anyone-teach-them-how-to-share</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Didnt-anyone-teach-them-how-to-share</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 16:26:21 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MaeOakmont</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Didnt-anyone-teach-them-how-to-share</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, yes we all probably fight with our significant others about bed space, but is this REALLY necessary?????? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.experimentadesign.pt/designwise/eng/colec/couple.htm'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dog eats owner's $5,000 wedding ring]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Dog-eats-owners-5000-wedding-ring</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Dog-eats-owners-5000-wedding-ring</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:08:30 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Dog-eats-owners-5000-wedding-ring</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Get the gloves out - time for a little poop-digging... &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070209/ap_on_fe_st/dog_eats_diamond;_ylt=AhDb9DC7g_Phw9Yi_Ilpn7sZ.3QA'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Anna Nicole Smith's Skeletons are REALLY Coming Out of the Closet Now...]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Anna-Nicole-Smiths-Skeletons-are-REALLY-Coming-Out--Closet-Now</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Anna-Nicole-Smiths-Skeletons-are-REALLY-Coming-Out--Closet-Now</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:00:50 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mindspeakr</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Anna-Nicole-Smiths-Skeletons-are-REALLY-Coming-Out--Closet-Now</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How many fathers can her poor baby have? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/02/09/new_father_adds_twist_to_anna_nicole_pat'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[This is Desperate!]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=This-is-Desperate-1</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=This-is-Desperate-1</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:26:49 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=This-is-Desperate-1</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stealing a car isn't a good idea, stealing one from the Police is probably a worse idea! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyid=2007-02-06T155626Z_01_L06338699_RTRUKOC_0_US-JAPAN-POLICE-THEFT.xml'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Weird Mandarin oranges! Too much free time?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Weird-Mandarin-oranges-Too-much-free-time</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Weird-Mandarin-oranges-Too-much-free-time</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:25:50 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PaulOFlaherty</dc:creator>
		<category>WTF</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Weird-Mandarin-oranges-Too-much-free-time</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This guy definitely has way too much free time.... &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.funnycoolstuff.com/2007/02/06/weird-mandarin-oranges/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Good Things Come To..]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Good-Things-Come-To</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Good-Things-Come-To</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:24:54 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PaulOFlaherty</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Good-Things-Come-To</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Irish know that good things come to those who wait &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.funpic.hu/hu.picview.php?id=31612'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Who Has Time For This?]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Who-Has-Time-This</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Who-Has-Time-This</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 20:55:21 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBusinessGolf</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Who-Has-Time-This</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Really, does anyone really think this site is serving any purpose other than being presented here for me to ask you to give me a friggn break... If you do, then give me two friggin breaks. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.writesomething.net/#top'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stunning New Microsoft Software: Bill Gates Unveils Long-Awaited 'Cardigan 2007']]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Stunning-New-Microsoft-Software-Bill-Gates-Unveils-LongAwaited-Cardigan-2007-1</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Stunning-New-Microsoft-Software-Bill-Gates-Unveils-LongAwaited-Cardigan-2007-1</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:32:20 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>disembedded</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Stunning-New-Microsoft-Software-Bill-Gates-Unveils-LongAwaited-Cardigan-2007-1</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The computer world was thrilled and amazed this week when Bill Gates finally unveiled the long-awaited &amp;quot;Vista Cardigan 2007.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Vista Cardigan 2007&amp;quot; is predicted to have 100m wearers worldwide within the next twelve months. Gates assured Microsoft users that previous software versions will continue to be supported, at least for the time being. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://disembedded.wordpress.com/2007/02/03/stunning-new-microsoft-software-bill-gates-unveils-long-awaited-cardigan-2007/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dutch gym to introduce "Naked Sunday"]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Dutch-gym-to-introduce-Naked-Sunday</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Dutch-gym-to-introduce-Naked-Sunday</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 15:43:04 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Dutch-gym-to-introduce-Naked-Sunday</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Guys - better watch out on the rowing machine - OUCH! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070202/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_nude_gym;_ylt=Ak7zHC9eoa0MhoaQBj_l8xADW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Toothpaste for Dinner]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Toothpaste-Dinner</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Toothpaste-Dinner</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:08:47 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>marshallkirkpatrick</dc:creator>
		<category>Funny</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Toothpaste-Dinner</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out Toothpaste for Dinner, a very funny web comic I just discovered. Sometimes it's funnier than others, and the January archive is less funny than others - but hey, it's a cheap laugh about the absurdity of the world in general. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.toothpastefordinner.com'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Need A Hug????]]></title>
		<link>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Need-Hug</link>
		<comments>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Need-Hug</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 21:24:23 CST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
		<category>GMAFB</category>
		<guid>http://givemeafrigginbreak.com/gmafb/story.php?title=Need-Hug</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hugs? WTF! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://rexduffdixon.com/?p=1560'>original news</a>]]></description>
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